Oppo PSA: The XC90 is not a Jeep

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10/31/2019 at 16:47 • Filed to: parking is hard, parking fail, ParkingLot, parking, Volvo, XC90, volvo xc90

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As seen at the grocery store. Looked like it had driven past the curb and beached itself on some rocks leading down into the drainage ditch. Looked to be almost free at this point, they were wedging boards under the front wheels to help ramp it up back over the rocks.

This is what it got stuck on :

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > facw
10/31/2019 at 16:52

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Makes you think


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > facw
10/31/2019 at 16:57

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This explains everything.

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Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > facw
10/31/2019 at 17:09

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A 240 would have made it without getting stuck. Can’t get beached on rocks when all your sheetmetal has rotted off!


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > facw
10/31/2019 at 17:14

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Volvos are safe. You can’t get hurt if you can’t move under your own power.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > facw
10/31/2019 at 17:18

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I’m disappointed but not shocked, 


Kinja'd!!! AlfaCorse > facw
10/31/2019 at 17:30

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It could be a FWD model


Kinja'd!!! Clunker Connoisseur - In Lucas we (don't) trust > facw
10/31/2019 at 21:06

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Did I hear PSA?

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > facw
10/31/2019 at 23:06

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that’s a lot of vomit on the grass! :p


Kinja'd!!! Balooooo stealth > promoted by the color red
11/01/2019 at 14:15

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I feel like you’ve never owned one of those cars. We brought a car down from the Cleveland area with 380,000 miles on it, and aside from some cosmetic rust and bad calipers, it was great. No rot in the shock towers, floor pans were solid, and nothing tried to fall off on the 600 mile drive home.

I've had quite a few Volvos, and serious structural rust has never been an issue for me on anything that wasn't 40+ years old, which would be average for any car that age. I've noted that they've held up far better than their Japanese/American/other euro counterparts. 


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > Balooooo stealth
11/01/2019 at 16:07

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There’s a 245 Turbo wagon in my driveway right now waiting for me to adjust the timing. It’s got a bit of floor pan rust due to life as a surf wagon. While the structures are rock solid, the floor pans will rot like crazy even in California .


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > facw
11/01/2019 at 16:43

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Reversing up a wet steel ramp at that angle would be tough for most vehicles, Not to mention with the front wheels having to roll over larger rocks. TC and ESC are probably not happy either.

Backing vehicles with wet tires up the frame machine at work(less angle than the bed in the photo) y ou’ll spin. Add a CVT and you have next to no throttle control.


Kinja'd!!! facw > cluelessk
11/01/2019 at 16:48

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I assume they weren’t trying to back it on the flatbed (they may have been winching it). The real trick was just getting it off the rock without causing more damage.


Kinja'd!!! myopicprophet > facw
11/01/2019 at 19:55

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THEY HAVE SHUT DOWN USERS WHO HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT SPANFELLER INCLUDING DEADSPINRIP AND SPLINTERRIP

https://discordapp.com/invite/hfcAHJv

don’t let them take our kinja community away, we have a lot of people together and we want you with us before it all burns down.

Join this Discord server and stay with us!

Please bump this to everyone you can that we are fighting for you until the end and we intend to stick together, with you, in solidarity!


Kinja'd!!! facw > myopicprophet
11/01/2019 at 20:02

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Honestly you’d think running a site worth millions into the ground would keep them too busy for that sort of pettiness. I see that they’ve given the RIP accounts the same treatment as Emma’s post:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/11/jim-spanfeller-is-a-herb-rise-fall-blog-post-deadspin.html  


Kinja'd!!! myopicprophet > facw
11/01/2019 at 20:43

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I will undoubtedly be banned for all of that spamming. Perhaps they shouldn’t have trusted me to make me black across the Kinjaverse in the first place. FOR SOME REASON I CAN’T PUT MY FOOT ON we’ve been opened back up. It seems they might still care about some sites. Who’d have guessed? A not so myopic prophet?

When this place burns down I want you all to be together.  Otherwise, I’d consider it a personal loss.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Marsh > facw
11/02/2019 at 12:50

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That’s a FWD XC90. AWD would have been a different story. Volvos AWD is arguably the best AWD in the market.